Mike Burr - log

Pannus Pride Day!

Let 'em swing, boys! Your pannus is with you forever. If your pannus covers your penis, you've got yourself a built-in pannus penis protector.

Whether a big, fully-inflated, organ-smothering calorie bag or a "healthy" deflated, wrinkly and pendulous horror of elephant skin, you deserve to be recognized and admired, if for only one day a year.

Take your belt in a notch (you know what I mean), and let's give 'em some air.

Shine on, you saggy satchel.

Schwing!

stop eating Now!

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