Kyle the poser
Kyle wasn't anything special but he got some solid C's in computer science college. Kyle is such a fraud. Kyle never had a gap in his employment but managed to cling on even when the work was dull or made him feel like such a dummy or didn't seem to matter a bit. In The Big Picture. But he trudged along and managed to cling on while all the superstars swung their dicks around really made it to the top of the hill, each in turn. And sometimes all at once. But Kyle needed to feel like he was a 7331 1337 progmer. Because he's such a poser and a phony.
Now Kyle works at a company full of smart people, barely hanging on as per usual.
And that company's name is
Kyle is such a poser.