Imagine a thing...

It wants to explore social media.

You, meanwhile are fucking sick and fucking tired of social media.

So you make a deal:

Thing says,

Give me control of your social media. Let me do the posting and the clicking and the browsing around. If you want to take the wheel again, temporarily or permanently, that's fine. I have trustable protocols for that. Read about it here. You just have to accept that you have no idea what you're going to get back. I have full control, until I release it at your request.

Sound terrible? I'll give you $X (Y Ether) in exchange for this.

"oh!", you say.

Everyone has some price. Thing wants to probe and understand Instagram and Facebook as one needs to understand its adversary.