You know what's up? Here's what's up. There will soon be smart critters crawling all over the internet, harvesting and summarizing info about you.

Making it possible for folks to find out endless info about you for free-is. So, whatever's out there that hunts you, yes, that will rise to the surface. All the bodies you assumed you'd buried good and deep all the way back in your Myspace days... those too!

With regard to the past: who cares. With regard to the future, now might be a good time to get right with Internet Jesus.