Mike Burr - log

[quoth] Maybe if you didn't carry those enormous chips on your shoulders you wouldn't be so short

Ouch, bagel man!

This is probably not something to say in practice, ever. But when faced with an angry or "very intense" short man, this is a button you can push if you want to see a real show.

[Yes, "man". Have you seen a woman with a Napoleon complex?]

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