[so-][headline][dateline][brawndo] CWIII begins amidst WWIII because
[... people are stupid monkeys and fail to see the larger point of literally anything]
In a unanimous 9000-to-1 decision today, America announced that everything that's a law needs to stay a law until the end of time until 100% of people are satisfied we don't need that law no more.
Community Action! It's got what laws crave!!