I almost feel like rubber-necking journalism is like a calming salve for the masses. I might actually be in favor of it. Like, a "let's have more" kind of thing.

The world really needs a good "trial of the century" in order to get their minds off of duh-duh party politics, marching with signs, and coal rolling.

I sense one right around the corner.

I predict:

Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith has her own #metoo scandal.

She's got all the earmarks of a real groomer.